Thursday, 28 May 2009

I'm lovin' it!


I have re-discovered McDonalds milkshakes.
They are tasty, filling and oh so goooooooooood!
I'd rather stuff my face with these than the McFatFilledNuggets or the McMadCowDiseasedBurger or the McFlurryRipOff.
Have a milkshake today. Or don't. I don't care!

Thursday, 21 May 2009

THE GREAT M&S 1 PENNY SALE!

I bet you thought I was gonna write how amazing it is, that a shop could sell items for 1p.
And we thought you couldn't get any cheaper than those Pound shops! But, no, the M&S 10 sale to mark it's 125th anniversary, in short is crap.

The catch is that you can only buy up to 5 items, and there is a small list of what you can buy. This includes:

a mug
tie
sweets
frisbee
cufflinks
drink
beach ball
socks
tea towel
purse
knickers
scarf.

Now how many of these items are worth more than 1p really? Remember a lot of stuff is made by third world countries, with poor third world children earning that amount for half a days work. Plus we are taxed 17.5% so everything we buy didn't cost THAT much to make anyway.
I mean, how many flippin knickers are made everyday? Millions and millions I imagine. I bet there's a special knicker dump, really!

THE CHATTERBOX IS BACK!

I'm back from America and I am sooooooooooooooooooooooo depressed!


The day I arrived it was raining (surprise surprise),

my train ticket cost £11 for a 15 minute journey (surprise surprise),

people gave me evil looks on the train because I actually dared to speak to this other girl (surprise surprise),

and our scandalous MPS' expenses had been leaked, and yes, they took the absolute piss out of the British taxpayer.


If anyone knows how I can get a green card, please do let me know ;):P